Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Representatives from the Americana Cable Network asked if I’d be interested in having a show based on my real life.
Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.
“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
It almost worked.