Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Tag: td#2
Jon Dawson: TD#1 graduates high school
Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Dawson Family Letter 2022: The Tax Deductions Strike Back
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Hot grits for frozen pipes
It almost worked.
King’s hushpuppy pillows set sales records
Each pillow serves six.
Jon Dawson: How do stores exist without employees?
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
The Bucklesberry Gazette 