Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
“Wouldn’t those be some pretty puppies?”
Hanks is scheduled to join Sarah Palin as a celebrity judge.
Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.
Representatives from the Americana Cable Network asked if I’d be interested in having a show based on my real life.
Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.