Jon Dawson: Stop leaving the house in your pajamas
“The scratching sound generated by people not picking up their feet confuses the birds and interrupts their migration.”
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Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Jon Dawson: Dollar General Hospital coming to Kinston
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Richard Clark are getting married
“Wouldn’t those be some pretty puppies?”
Jon Dawson: Kinston man questioned by RDU airport security (Bryan Hanks vacation update #1)
Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.
Jon Dawson: La Grange man subject of new cable reality show
Representatives from the Americana Cable Network asked if I’d be interested in having a show based on my real life.
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